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W
elcome to the program. Yes we have openings, we'll get to those in a minute, but we first we begin for your amusement with
The Washington Post's winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers were asked to supply alternative meanings for common words. And. The results for The Washington Post's Style Invitational, which asked readers to take any word, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
 
A. Winning neologisms- Readers supply alternative meanings for common words:

Washington Post's Style Invitational (Take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.) winners:

(If anyone can think of any art related words and definitions in the style of this contest, please send them to me at dks@thing.net. I'm sure they exist, I know because I use them all the time, but after I slaughter the language I usually forget them. Keep those cards and letters coming.)

Of a personal note, there only two things that I'm absolutely, positively going to this week are; Mary Mattingly's waterpod party at exit Art on Friday night, warning it's 15 bucks, but I'm sure will be fun. And two,  on Saturday night, July 23rd, Inka Essenhigh at 303 Gallery, 547 West 21st Street, 6-8